The year is 2082. The Resistance, lead by our great protector, Steven Ballmer, has lost its most recent battle against the robotic army of Google. The machines are simply too fast, too strong, and too Android-y. We may have lost the battle, but we shall not lose this war. We must always remember the words of our mighty captain. “RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE!!!!!!”
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